regular me

"Look!" I told my students today while we were lining up for recess.

"Maggie bought me some new sunglasses this weekend and I can do a magic trick. Look--Regular Me." I lift the glasses off my face.

"The coolest person on earth," I drop the sunglasses onto my face correctly.

"Regular Me."
Lift glasses.
"The coolest person on earth."
Drop glasses in place.

"You want to see it again? Regular Me." Lift glasses.
"The coolest person on earth."
Drop glasses.

Student: "Nahhhh. I don't think you're the coolest person on Earth..."

Thanks, buddy.